The OC Interview of Hilarity (for joo)

1. Choose three or more of your OCs.
2. Answer the questions.

OCs chosen:Sparks,Ember,and Wingz


1. Ahh yes! Welcome to the interview! Would you first like to introduce yourself?
Sparks:Sup my name is Sparks

Ember:Hi..

Wingz:Hi how are you?

2. So, are you acquainted with any of our other participants?

Sparks:*Sigh* unfortunately...

Ember:Yippur!Sparky is my boyfriend!
and Wingz and I well were just friends

Wingz:I've known those two since pre-k gosh we
had some good times!




3. Let’s start with the basic questions. How old are you?
Sparks:16

Ember:16

Wingz:17

4. Height and weight?
Sparks:3.28 feet 77lbs

Ember:3.31 feet ???lbs

Wingz:3.29 feet 82lbs

5. Sexual orientation?
Sparks:Wai...wuh?

Ember:Lets just say I take what I can get

Wingz:Uh... next question please?

6. IQ?
Sparks:124

Ember:104

Wingz:242!



7. Bra size?
Sparks:Im a guy

EmberD-G!......DD..

Wingz:Im not a girl..

8. Let’s cut the boring questions. Firstly, how many weapons are currently on your person?
Sparks:No

Ember:Well you see when I was young I set my teddy bears on fire
playing with my powers and ever since then I use a giant sledge
hammer that I pull out of nowhere

Wingz:does a giant wrench count?

9. Are you wanted for any crimes?
Sparkseople want to kill me...but not for any crimes

Ember:Nopah

Wingz:I dont think so

10. And the age old ‘Are you a virgin?’
Sparks:Uh well.......

Ember:Nope,Sparks and I...hehe oops did I say that out loud?

Wingz:Tryin' to find the right one



11. Do you ever fantasize about same-sex relations?
Sparks:I SWEAR IT WAS ONLY ONCE!!!!!!

Ember:I'm sorry I was drunk and bored and-wait you said fantisize?
nevermind then

Wingz:Nooo...

12. Lovely. So, what is your favorite curse word?
Sparksont have one

Ember:I dont curse

Wingz:Me neither

13. When was the last time you threw up?
All:.....

14. Have any mental illnesses?
Sparks:No but I dont know bout Ember here...

Ember:*giggly*Shut up Sparky

Wingz:Nope

15. What is your biggest phobia?
Sparks:The Sparks Doll
Emberh Sparks I think it cute
Wings:It's possessed

16. Do you crossdress often?
Sparks:No..

Ember:Yipur!

Wingz:Nah

17. Have any addictions?
Sparks:No

Ember:Im addicted to my Sparky

Wingz:Not really

18. What is the closest you have ever been to dying? Or have you ever died?
Sparks:I fell off a cliff

Ember:I was in a plane crash thanks to Wingz!

Wingz:Sorrreee!!!Ember!

19. Have the men in white coats ever taken you away?
All:......

20. Are the men in white coats after you?
All:......

21. Do you snore?
Sparks:Nope

Ember:Hey,beauty com with a price

Wingz:A little



22. Are you drooling right now?
Sparks:duuuuuhuhhhh-wait huh?

Ember:Uh...No

Wingz:What up with all the weird questions?

23. Let’s say that this room was about to explode, and you could save one other person in here. Who would you choose?
Sparks:Neither, I would blow a hole in the wall and if they wanted to live they would follow me

Ember:SPARKS YOU WOULDN'T EVEN SAVE YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND!

Wingz:How much time would we have to get out?

24. When was the last time you used the toilet?
Sparks:What

Ember:Huh?

Wingz:THAT'S IT IM LEAVING!!

25. Have you ever kissed a girl?
Sparks and Emberlease refer back to
question 10


26. Did you like it?
Sparks and Ember: Oh yeah!!!

27. The little voices in your head. Do you talk to them?
Sparks:No....no...no NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ember:Voices?

28. Were you made fun of in school? Why?
Sparks:I dont go to school

Ember:Me neither


29. I can’t think of a question to ask you. Have any comments?
Sparks:No

Ember:Wheres the food?

Wingz:Security wouldn't let me leave

30. This interview has ended? Are you gleeful? Or would you like to complete our 100 question survey over thumbtacks?
Sparks:Yea I guess so

Ember:I want meh some food!!!

Wingz:Wait it's over